does Violent jokes equal as Dark comedy
Why people make a joke about abusing somebody...
If some people think is funny, what a physchological reason behind this?
cuz I don't laugh
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Hi
I don't laugh either. If a joke involves hurting somebody I do take it quite seriously and don't see sa funny side to it. However there are people who take it very lightheartedly and distant themselves from the victim and can see a funny side to the so called joke.
I love telling jokes but only clean ones,
e.g. There were 3 nuns who no longer wished to be nuns, for this reason they went up to the head nun and said
'we dont want to be nuns anymore'
the head nun replied 'okay, go home and do somethin unholy and come back tomorrow'
the 3 nuns came back the next day and one by one the nun asked them 'What did you do that was unholy?'
the 1st nun replied 'I stole a bike from a child'
the head nun replied 'Go drink some holy water' and then turned to the next nun
the 2nd nun replied 'I stole a packet of sweets from a shop'
the head nun replied 'Go drink some holy water' and then tuned to the next nun
the 3rd nun replied 'I peed in the holy water'
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Hey how about this: Whats green and extremly dangerous?
An angry pea!. Crap I know but my 10 year old thinks its hilarious!!!
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Thats funny.
lol very funny
very funny, made me larff.
that's preeeeeeeety good.....but not really good. Do you make these up urself?
LOL thats funny
have a star
Thats a great joke! Do you know this one?
Why wasn't the eleven year old allowed to go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated 'ARRRR'!
(if you watch spongebob you probably know it already...)
lol, that is funny
A star for you. Nice one.
good one, lol
MAN; "doctor doctor i thinkk iv got a straberry stuck up my bum"
DOCTOR; "ill get you some cream for that!"
Ha ha ha. We'll have nun of that!!
:-)))
lol!!!
your joke reminded me of this one -- i guess this one is "clean" but its up to you
susan was in sunday school and she never liked to pay attention, so the boy next to her helped her out by waking her up when the nun was looking.. the nun asked the class "who is the son of God?" the boy poked susan who screamed out "JESUS CHRIST!" the nun smiled and said "good job.. who is our lord?" the boy poked susan again, who blurted "God!" the nun smiled again and said "you are on a roll susan.. what did mary to her husband after she had jesus?" the boy poked her another time, and she stood up and yelled "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ON MORE TIME, ILL BREAK IT OFF"
oh and this one :) is the cleanest one i could think of
knock knock
cargo
cargo who?
car go beep beep
I have one (not a nun joke though):
A man and his wife were going to spend a week in Florida. The only problem was their scdueles caused them to take different flights. The man ended up in florida one day before his wife. He gets checked in and goes to his room to find that the have a computer and internet. He types an email to his wife but mistakenly sends it to someone else just by typing 1 letter wrong.
A lady in Houston Texas just got back from her husband's funeral. She pulls up her email expecting emails from loved ones. She screams at the one:
Subject: To my dearest wife.
Hello. I know you did not expect to hear from me but they have computers here to send emails to love ones. I'm all checked in and everything. I'm looking forward to your arrival tomorrow.
PS. it's FREAKING hot down here!!!
LOL
LOL...thats funny...now here's one for u
Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
question?"
Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so
let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money,
so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call
you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby
brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the
boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then
went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by
his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to
bed.
The next morning:
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."
Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."
Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the
government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and
the future is full of $hit."
CHeeRioS
thats hilarious! Star for a best answer?
thats funny haha
Very good one, made me laugh閳?
I wasn閳ユ獩 expecting this ending, will share with my friends
Oh dear *sign of the cross*! LOL
funnyy i gave you a *
Good job.
gw
lol thats funny
Jokes on them........................
Very very funny! Have a star on top of the 16 you've already got!
nice
funny
ha ha ha funny
hahaha ,holy sh**e......lol
hahahaha
You know I like a girl and she likes me. It's kind of funny and ironic sometimes: I tell her something funny (well, at least what I consider to be funny), then she laughs and says "Very funny, NOT!" The funny thing is she sometimes even laughs after saying NOT and laughs WHILE saying it. Man, girls are wierd. So, my question is: Are my jokes really funny? Is she exhibiting the classic girl syndrome of saying NO but meaning YES? So, girls do you do this too? And boys, have you experienced this with your girlfriends?
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Tell us a joke and we will let you know
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You will have to tell us a joke so we can judge if you are funny or not. That is the only way we can tell.
You pretty much know your jokes stink if your girlfriend tells you to shut up. Or maybe she says leave her alone. Or if she tells you to die or choke. If not, your probably OK.
Does it really matter if she doesnt think their funny?
She is either shy or she is laughing AT you as she thinks their a bit immature!?
Ask her!!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, michael jackson popped out and said "WHOA!"
Yo momma is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods was a forest
Yo momma is so fat when she eats french fries, she eats the french people instead
yo momma is so fat and old when God said "Let there be light!" he told her to move her @ss out of the way
Yo momma is so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids, she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
Yo momma is so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rock
Yo momma is so fat when she wears a T-shirt with an "X" on her back, helicopters try to land on her
Yo momma is so fat she make shamu look like a tic-tac
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her father said "yes, lets go bury it"
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a Quaterback was a refund
Yo momma is so fat she plays hop-scotch like this... NewYork, LA, Chicago
Enjoy the jokes! weeeeeee
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The first one is really stupid!
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old but good...
ha ha!
funny
some what really dumb i had 2 laugh
can you plz tell some funny story jokes... i need a laugh... thx
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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
Short story jokes plz?
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why dont you just read the last 50 or so posted instead of requesting i right them out again just for you
Little boy blew,
He needed the money.
a man rescues an indian chief, and the chief says " in thanks i give you my daughter as a mate" So he thinks to himself *well she's hot, i'm not married yet, why not marry an indian princess?* So that night he is enjoying her and she says "umpha umpha umpha" the entire time. He gets done and rolls off, assuming this is a comment indicating enjoyment and appreciation.
The next day he goes to play golf with his new father-in-law, the chief. The chief hits a hole in one, on the third hole. The man starts yelling "UMPHA UMPHA UMPHA."
The chief gets furious and storms up to him. "What the H*ll do you mean WRONG HOLE?"
So superman is flying down by the seashore and he sees Wonder Woman laying in the sand naked. He thinks to himself I can fly down super sonic screw her and she will never know what happens. He circles a minute to think about that and says oww what the heck. He flys down super sonic screws her and flys off. Wonder Woman says what the heck was that....And the Invisible man says I dunno but my rear sure is sore. I hope you like it I made some of the bad words a little more appropriate.
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Hillary And The Fortune Teller
During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
Another Woman
David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"Sue me for child support."
Anybody have some funny blonde jokes??
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Why did the blonde have whiteout all over her computer screen?
Because she doenst know theres a delete button!!!! haha
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Blonde was knitting while she was driving. A cop pulls up beside her and starts yelling "pull over, pull over!" She rolls down the window and says, "no silly, it's a blanket!"
So a Blonde a Brunette and a Red Head are running from the cops... as the chase continues the three runn into a barn to hide... They fined three Potato sacks Each girl crawls inside one Sack... the Cops come into the barn and find the potato sacks they kick at the sack containing the Burnette and she says woof so they move on to the next it is the Red Head and shes says meow they move on to the the last bag and the Blonde says Potatoes
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Good stuff on www.funnyfly.com
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? opens the car door. What does she say after sex? are you all from the same team?
The blonde wanted to kill herself..so she jumped off the curb
The blonde went to EuoDisneySo she went there and the sign says:EuoDisney left...she went home
1. how do u drown a blonde...you put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
2. the blonde missed her bus number 44 so she took bus 22 twice
3. the blonde tried to drown a fish
4. the blonde when to the airport and there was a sign that said airport left so she left and when home
5. the blonde thought that meow mix was a CD for cats
6. the blonde tried to put the M and M's in order
7. why does the blonde smile when she takes a picture...because she tought she was getting her picuter taken
8. did you hear about the blond who discovered she had a twin...because she looked in the mirror
9. why did the blonde return her new scarf...because it was too tight.
10. how can you recongnize a blonde at car wash...because she is the one on a bike
11. why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed...because she wanted to see what she looks like when she was asleep
12. how can you tell if a blonde is a good cook...if she puts in a poptart in the toaster and takes it out in one piece.
Sorry no.
Bad taste question... Been cruising the web and noticed all the Buddhist jokes were by Buddhists. Big change from all the Christian, Islamic, Athiest jokes I've seen.
Apart from calling Buddha fat, does anyone have some good jokes out there?
Just very curious...
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Buddhist haw like i would let a 300 pound man teach me about self discipline.
Do you know any bad taste Buddha Jokes?
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Buddha didn't promise heaven like Jesus does.
