Does anyone know any football jokes?

about the washington redskins? a guy and i at my work are having a football debate and i would like to email him some jokes. thanks for your help!

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Football Jokes:

1. Terrell Owens

Need I say more

Does anyone know any football jokes?

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Redskin Trespassing

Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?

A: Put in an end zone.
yo momma so poor we went to a football game I yelled go quarterback she said where my refund
1. Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?

A: More sand.

2. British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Nottingham Forest.

The company think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

3. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Man Utd striker Diego Forlan?

A: Clinton can score.

4. Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?

A: A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.

5. Gazza : Wahey Boss! ken that jiggisaw puzzle I wiz doing? Yeel never guess - I've finished it and only took me 6 months!

Walter Smith : Well, what's so good about 6 months???

Gazza : Like it says Gaffer - on the box it said '3 to 6 years'

6. Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

7. Sunderland manager Peter Reid walked into the Nationwide Building Society one day whilst a robbery was in progress. One of the robbers hit him over the head and knocked Reidsy out. Whilst coming around, Reid said "Christ, where the hell am I"

One of the staff told him he was in the Nationwide

Reid replied - "It's May already then!"

8. Q: What's the difference between West Ham and an albatross?

A: An albatross has got two decent wings.

9. Q: What is the difference between Coventry and the bermuda triangle?

A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
Why are the Redskins like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Old quarterbacks dont die, they just pass away....
Not about the redskins , but whatever.

Q: What does a circus and Tom Brady have that Peyton Manning will never have?

A:Three rings........lol.
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

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Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

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A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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Q: What's the difference between the Green bay Packers and Cheerios?

A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

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Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?

A: Four blokes watching a football game.

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The Definition of an optimist: A Buffalo Bills fan waiting at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for the Bills to return from winning the Super Bowl.

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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. -- George Will.

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The L.A. Rams have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.

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Q: Why does John Elway eat his cereal from a plate?

A: Because he's lost all three of his bowls.

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After spending all day watching football, Jimmy fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up. "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to 7" He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"

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Know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could'nt be used?

No matter where you sat, you were behind a Pole!

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Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night

A: Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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What do you get when you cross a defensive lineman with a prostitute? A quarter-ton pickup.

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Why can't John Elway use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
Why do the Dallas Cowboys play on artificial turf?

So the cheerleaders won't graze after the game.
The Washington Redskins are a joke. Just the mention of that team brings laughter to my heart.

Overpaid an aging Bruce Smith

Overpaid an average Andre Carter

Ovepaid an overrated Antwan Randle El

Overpaid Adam Archuleta to be a kick cover guy

Overpaid Lavar Arrington to sit on the bench

This is probably the only team in football that pays Pro Bowl players Pro Bowl money to be special teams guys.

Laughing yet?
The Redskins had to temporarily close the field today. Players discovered a fine white powder on the field and nobody knew what is was. Samples were sent out for analysis. After a short time the field was re-opened as it turns out it was simply the goal line. : - )
yeah redskins offseason
Anything to do with the Bengals getting arrested.
yes I hav read some good here

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The Oakland Raiders