Thursday, December 3, 2009

Funny Pirate Jokes?

I am looking for tons and tons of pirate jokes, if you can help me that would be grate.



Funny Pirate Jokes?-Myspace pictures





where does a pirate go out to eat?



arrrrrrby's



How much does a pirate charge to pierce your ears?



A Buck an Ear



Why did the pirate go to the movies? Because he heard they were rated aaaar!



Funny Pirate Jokes?

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just type in pirate jokes and it could pop up
where does a pirate go out to eat?



arrrrrrby's
Very easy .



Just tell any joke and end it with an 'RRRRRRRRR!!'
Why did the pirate go to the movies? Because he heard they were rated aaaar!
Did you see "Pirates of the Carribean"?



The movie was rated ARRRRRRR!!!!
How much does a pirate charge to pierce your ears?



A Buck an Ear
Why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie?



It was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh



How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?



A buccaneer
why doesn't the army want Chris crocker



He's a butt pirate
Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrgh!!
What kind of socks do pirates wear?



Arrr-gyle!
A pirate walks into a bar.



The bartender says, "well i haven't seen you in a while, you sure changed."



The pirate says, "Well what do you mean"



The bartender says, "well you got a wood for a leg"



The pirate says, "Oh, I got it bitten off by a shark, so i replaced it with wood."



The bartender then says, "Well, how you get that hook for a hand"



The pirate says, "Oh, i was wrestling an alligator and it took my arm off, so i replaced it with a hook.



The bartender then says," Ok, what about the eyepatch"



The pirate says, "well, a bird kinda pooped in my eye"



The bartender says "but you couldn't have lost it from getting pooped on."



The pirate responds "....... It's cus i wasn't used to the hook yet."

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