Tell me some really funny jokes or story?

Tell me some really funny jokes or story

Tell me some really funny jokes or story?-Myspace pictures

three guys get captured by cannibals on a deserted island..

the cannibals tell them they have one chance to live they all

have to go in different directions and get 10 fruits

so they all leave.. one guy comes back with apples..

the cannibals tell him were going to put those in your *** if

you make a single noise we will kill and eat you

so they did and he screamed and they ate him

the second guy came with 10 berries

the cannibals told him the same thing

so he took them

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9....... Then he broke into laughter

so they killed and ate him

in heaven the first guy asked the second guy why the **** did

you laugh you almost made it....

he said i couldnt help it i saw the third guy coming with pinneapples

Tell me some really funny jokes or story?

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o i got one..y couldnt the little boy get into a pirate movie??

answer: because it was rated rrrr..

get it haha spongebob rocks...
What is the color of the white horse of Napoleon Bonaparte?
well i have alot but let me just tell you one. A man comes home and walks into his house and doesnt see his mom , he goes up the stairs to take a crap his moms bathroom and sees her taking a bath. The man vomits into the bathtub and runs into the hallway screaming '' OMG I THINK I BLIND'' and falls down the stairs landing on a cat toy breaking his balls he pulls out his cell phone and calls 411. The operator picks up and asks whats the problem the man tells him he broke his balls after seeing his own mother naked and needed the number to 911 to call an ambulance.The operator actually gets a phone book looking for the number for 911 to help the man, after putting the man on hold for 48 hours he finds the number and asks the man if he has a pen the man reaches into his pockets for one and pulls out a strawberry. The operator gives the man the number and hangs up and man calls the 911. Somebody picks up and asks whats the emergency the man tells him he broke his balls after falling down the stairs after seeing his own mother naked, the emergency guy tells him to hold on and puts him on hold for awhile. The man get annoyed and hangs up the phone after doing so he hears an ambulance outside and the police. The police break down the door and rush up the stairs leaving the man on floor and put his mother in handcuffs taking her to jail. The mother somehow gets sued and loses her case and is placed in jail without bail for six years for the crime of not closing the shower curtain when taking a bath that sad day.
Only for five days

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."

St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"

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