Yo Momma Jokes???

I want you to give me your best Yo Momma Jokes.

They have to be original and inventive.

10 points for the biggest laff

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*I saw yo mama fall once I didn't say anything but the ground was CRACKIN UP!

* What's the difference between yo mama and gas prices?

Gas prices go up on the people and yo mama goes down on the people.

* Yo mama so fat you have to roll 4 times to get off of her.

* Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being pollite to each other.

Hope you laughed a little. I do whats does.

Peace out

The Queen

Yo Momma Jokes???

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Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Joke 1: A guys says to another guy: 'Your momma is soo fat that when she gets in the back of the bus it does a wheeli'

the other guy replies: 'your momma is soo fat that she can't even get into the bus'

LOL

Joke 2: You momma is soo fat that when she falls into love it breaks
YO MOMMA is so fat she has to use the equator as a belt! lol
Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to the hair dressers it took 3 hours for an estimate.

Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a penny a booger fell out of the queens nose.

Yo mamma is so ugly cats try to put sand on her

Yo momma is soo fat she has to iron her pants on the motaway
yo momma is so fat even america wouldnt have her .............erm not funny...................yo momma so fat you where buried at birth
Yo Momma is so slack she has tattoos on her thighs sayin open all hours.

Yo Momma is so slack she has a mattress on her back to save time.

Yo Momma is so slack she only wears knickers to keep her ankles warm.
Your Momma Is so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the 4th grade!! LOL!!!