Whats the difference between....JOKES HELP.?

I need some jokes that start with:

Whats the difference between....

or

What do you call...

Give me all that you can think of, of any subject and everything.

thankssss.

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wats the diff between michael jackson and a plastic bag???

nothin. both are dangerous to children

Whats the difference between....JOKES HELP.?

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What's the difference between affect and effect?

Well, to begin, affect begins with an "a", which hints that the word is used as a verb, and "the cause/action to influence said person, object, decision, and so on".

Also, effect begins with an "e", which shows it is a noun, and "the result of said cause/affect".
what do u call some1 loves u and loves him/her .. than find out he's cheeting on u ??

what's the difference between (love u, don't love u) ?

that's all i could think of it right now
whats the difference between a tennis ball and a prince?

one's thown and one sits on a throne.

its not very good sorry.
What do you call a male ant?

Adamant.

What's the difference between a relaxed Christian and a worried Christian?

One is too blessed to be stressed, while the other is too stressed to be blessed.

(If you are a worried Christian, relax, I'm only joking. :)
please no one persecute me1

what the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist?

you can negotiate with terrorist
What do you call a guy in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Dead!

What do you call a kangaroo in the Antarctic?

Lost!

What do you call a reindeers baby?

A reindeer baby!

What do you call a cow that always sits down?

Two Hundred kilos of ground beef!

What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

One's hard to get up, the others hard to get down.

What do you call a hotdog who always speaks his mind?

A FRANK-furter!

hope you liked them!
Whats the difference between an introverted actuary and an extroverted actuary?

The extroverted actuary looks at the other persons shoes when hes talking to them rather than his own..

That was stupid lol
Q: What's a difference between a blind man and sailorman?

A: One who goes to see but the other cannot see to go.

Q: Whats the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

A: Either way ya loose the trailer.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm cell?

A: At least the sperm has a 1 in 600 million chance at becoming a human being.

Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer while the other thinks he's a God.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An impossibility.

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Difference between you and your boss

1 When you take a long time, you`re slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.

2 When you don`t do it, you`re lazy.

When your boss doesn`t do it, he`s too busy.

3 When you make a mistake, you`re an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he`s only human.

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What's difference between love, lust and marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two

Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"

Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go

Love: Giving your love some candy

Lust: Thinking you are the candy

Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Love: Sex every night

Lust: Sex 5 times a night

Marriage: What's sex?
You asked for it! lol

1.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

A: Bob

2.) What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a grill?

A: Patty

3.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a wall?

A: Art

(What if he's also missing a tongue? A: Tasteless art!)

4.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?

A: Matt

5.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? (Or you can say a pot of hot water?)

A: Stew

6.) What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a tennis court?

A: Annette

7.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

A: Bill

8.) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bank?

A: Buck

9.) What so you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bathtub?

A: Dwayne

10.) What so you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs in the window?

A: Curt 'N Rod

tee hee he!

There ya go. I hope that helped!

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