Best offensive jokes!!?

I am really sad right now. And any blonde/racial/sexist/Mamma ANY jokes you have please post! I need a good laugh, I won't get offended.

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Why don't tampons talk to each other? Because they're stuck up b-tch's...I know, gross :)
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Did you hear that there will only be 49 contestants in the "Miss Black America" contest? Due to the comment by Don Imus, no one wants to wear the "Miss Idaho" banner.

Hope that made you laugh.
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?

The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions.

Q: Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman then a regular snowman?

A: Because you have to hollow out the blonde one's head!

Q:WHAT DO U CALL A DEAD BLONDE IN THE CLOSET

A:last years hide and seek winner

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seven... One to make the dough and six to peel the M%26amp;M's.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?

A: Pregnant

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2 weeks ago

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money

She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey!

Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: "I have

kidnaped your son and I will give him back

if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the

tree in the park Signed Blonde."She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was $10, 000 But there was a note inside saying: "How

could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"

Q: what would a blonde do with a brain if she had one?

A: save it for later!

2 weeks ago

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!'

One of the blondes looks up and says,

'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'

2 weeks ago

There were 3 people in a bar a russian, ameramerican anna blonde

the russian said, "we were first in space",

the american said "we were first on the moon",

the blonde said "we will be the first on the sun",

both the russian and the ameramerican said "YOU IDIOT YOU CAN'T GO AN THE SUN

YOU WILL BURN UP",

the blonde said, "yes I know that why we will go at night."

p.s-i don't mean to be mean to blondes.nothing personal

yo mama's so dumb, that when god was handing out brains, she thought he was handing out milkshakes and asked for 'extra thick'...and she got it.

yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

yo mama's so poor, i went to her house to use the bathroom and she said 'pick a corner'.

yo mamma so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said "to be continued..."

yo mama's so old, when i told her to act her age, she dug her grave.

yo mama's so dumb, she brings a spoon to the superbowl.

yo mama's so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

yo mama's so fat that when she went scubadiving, the whales sang "we are family! even though you're bigger than me!"

yo mama's breath smells so bad, when she talks, her teeth duck.

yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said "one person at a time please."

yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

yo mama's so ugly, when she entered a ugly contest, they

said "no professionals please"

yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

yo mama's so poor, i saw her moving a garbage can across the street. i asked her what she was doing, and she said "i'm moving to a more affordable place"

yo mama's so poor she puts a penny on layaway.

yo mama's so dumb, when you insulted her, she said "yo mama is"

yo mama's so poor, i stepped on a cigeratte in her house and she said "who turned off the heater?"

yo mama's teeth so yellow, she don't need the sun to come out.

lol

sources: internet
what is the difference between a ****** and a whore?

A ****** will do anyone EXCEPT you!
I love the hair that grows on your back,too bad it doesnt grow on your head. your teeth are like the stars,they come out at night. yo mamma s so ugly that when she was born the doctors slapped your parents instead of you.. rubberstampr
if u want a really good offensive joke look in the mirror... trust me.... : )
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
A skinhead, a muslim and a jew are waiting for the train. Meanwhile a fairy comes up to them and says:

-You guys are lucky! I will grant you each one wish. Who goes first?

Me-says the jew. You see this man beside me? He is a muslim and I hate all of them so I want all muslims in the world to dissapear.- The fairy grants him the wish,all muslims dissapear except that one.

Then the muslim says:

I hate this jew for having done this to my fellows. I want all the jews in the world to dissapear.- It is done.

Then the fairy turns to the skinhead.-And what do you want?

Oh nothing... just a coffee.
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