Any tasteless jokes?

I'm kind-of depressed and some tasteless jokes may reverse it.

Any tasteless jokes?-Myspace pictures

chuck norris is the reason wally is hiding

whats the differance between ya mum and a washer?

your washer dont follow me for a week when i put a load in her

y do jewish have big noses?

casue air is free

Any tasteless jokes?

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what has no taste? a tasteless joke!! haha. made me laugh. but then again, im way to tired to think anything isnt funny.
Chuck Norris likes his women like he likes his whisky. 12 years old, and mixed up with coke.
Why Did hitler kill himself?

Because he saw his gas bill.
A man calls his boss and says, "I can't come in to work today, I'm sick."

The boss replies, "Well how sick are you?"

The man says, "I'm screwing my sister."
When is it time to dump a girl?

When she becomes one of the guys!
"How do you get 10 jews in a car? Throw a penny on the seat. How do you get 10 jews out of a car? Empty the ash tray.

It's okay for me to laugh though, my relatives were killed in concentration camps......They fell off the guard towers."

Tasteless, no?

"What did Helen Keller name her dog? Arhuarhuarhuarhuaru. Why do Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Arhuarhuarhuarhuaru."

haha, i love them!!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

*******

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

*******

Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

*******

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.

If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

*******

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn't say anything

KEEP SMILING