Short story jokes plz?

can you plz tell some funny story jokes... i need a laugh... thx

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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

Short story jokes plz?

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why dont you just read the last 50 or so posted instead of requesting i right them out again just for you
Little boy blew,

He needed the money.
a man rescues an indian chief, and the chief says " in thanks i give you my daughter as a mate" So he thinks to himself *well she's hot, i'm not married yet, why not marry an indian princess?* So that night he is enjoying her and she says "umpha umpha umpha" the entire time. He gets done and rolls off, assuming this is a comment indicating enjoyment and appreciation.

The next day he goes to play golf with his new father-in-law, the chief. The chief hits a hole in one, on the third hole. The man starts yelling "UMPHA UMPHA UMPHA."

The chief gets furious and storms up to him. "What the H*ll do you mean WRONG HOLE?"
So superman is flying down by the seashore and he sees Wonder Woman laying in the sand naked. He thinks to himself I can fly down super sonic screw her and she will never know what happens. He circles a minute to think about that and says oww what the heck. He flys down super sonic screws her and flys off. Wonder Woman says what the heck was that....And the Invisible man says I dunno but my rear sure is sore. I hope you like it I made some of the bad words a little more appropriate.
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Hillary And The Fortune Teller

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"
Another Woman

David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"Sue me for child support."