Your mumma jokes?

wat r some of tha best your mum jokes youve heard??

Your mumma jokes?-Myspace pictures

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Your mumma jokes?

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Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYBODY!

Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Srry thats all i got.
Yo mamma so stupid that she rans out with lasso when she hears song it's raining men...

P.S.-I've just made up this one .. and it's 4:30 am so yeah...

xD
Yo mama is so fat....when she walks in front of a TV set, I miss threee episodes
Ya moms is so bald headed she rolls her hair with rice.
your mom is like a board, falt and easy to nail
yo momma so fat they showed her a picture of her toes and she couldn't identify them
Yo momma so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
Yo momma is so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion.

Yo momma is so vulgar, her mouth would make a longshoreman blush.

Yo momma is so thrifty, she uses coupons at the penny arcade.

Those are my all time favorites
Yo mamma's so ugly, she made a train take a dirt road.

Yo mamma's so fat, I tried to drive around her and got lost.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought a 401K was her bra size.

Yo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.
Your mumma need to use right and left guard

Your mumma thought tacobell was mexican telephone company

Your mom goes to college.