Tell me some crap jokes..yes i mean crap!?

sometimes relly stupid or crap jokes are funny so let me hear some(well write them because i wont hear them but you know what i mean). thanks people

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What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

Tell me some crap jokes..yes i mean crap!?

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why did the chicken cross the road??

To get some KFC's... stupid
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea
a horse walks into a pub. bar man says why the long face!
why is 6 afraid of 7?
There were two muffins in an oven. One turned to the other one and said "Man its hott in here!" The second one looked over and said "AHHHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Stupid, but hilariously funny when said in person in the right voice.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

There's definitely some crap in that joke. LOL
whats red and lies upside down in the gutter?

a dead bus

(obviously a london one lol)
3 guys, Poop, Shutup, and manners. Poop got lost in the woods. Manners goes and looks for him. Shutup waits by the road. Cop pulls up "whats your name?" "Shutup" "wheres your manners?" He's out lookin' for Poop"
what did one crap say to the other crap do? ur corny
Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?

A: A sheep.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.