Monday, November 30, 2009

Funny blonde jokes?

Anybody have some funny blonde jokes??



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Why did the blonde have whiteout all over her computer screen?



Because she doenst know theres a delete button!!!! haha



Funny blonde jokes?

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Blonde was knitting while she was driving. A cop pulls up beside her and starts yelling "pull over, pull over!" She rolls down the window and says, "no silly, it's a blanket!"
So a Blonde a Brunette and a Red Head are running from the cops... as the chase continues the three runn into a barn to hide... They fined three Potato sacks Each girl crawls inside one Sack... the Cops come into the barn and find the potato sacks they kick at the sack containing the Burnette and she says woof so they move on to the next it is the Red Head and shes says meow they move on to the the last bag and the Blonde says Potatoes
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? opens the car door. What does she say after sex? are you all from the same team?
The blonde wanted to kill herself..so she jumped off the curb



The blonde went to EuoDisneySo she went there and the sign says:EuoDisney left...she went home
1. how do u drown a blonde...you put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool



2. the blonde missed her bus number 44 so she took bus 22 twice



3. the blonde tried to drown a fish



4. the blonde when to the airport and there was a sign that said airport left so she left and when home



5. the blonde thought that meow mix was a CD for cats



6. the blonde tried to put the M and M's in order



7. why does the blonde smile when she takes a picture...because she tought she was getting her picuter taken



8. did you hear about the blond who discovered she had a twin...because she looked in the mirror



9. why did the blonde return her new scarf...because it was too tight.



10. how can you recongnize a blonde at car wash...because she is the one on a bike



11. why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed...because she wanted to see what she looks like when she was asleep



12. how can you tell if a blonde is a good cook...if she puts in a poptart in the toaster and takes it out in one piece.
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