Any one got any blonde jokes?

Particuarlly blonde jokes that are really stupid and have different states names in them.EX. Heres a New York blond joke ............and then tell about a blonde in newyork

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Any one got any blonde jokes?

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A joke about blones in California.

(I don't remember the exact state, but it doesn't matter what states too much.)

There were two blondes in California, they were sitting in a feild looking at the monn and stars talking, one asked the other, "Do you think the moon or Texas is closer?" To which the other replied, "The moon, duh! you can see the moon, you can't see Texas."
why cant blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

lol
Go to my profile and check out my blonde jokes of the week.
A blonde and a brunette are working together in a steno pool. The brunette is very happy when a courier delivers her a huge boquet of roses from her boyfriend.

Then the brunette complains: "Great, now I am going to have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air".

The blonde replies: "Why wouldnt you just use a vase?"

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A blonde wakes up in the morning, laying on her back, on the ground at a farm. She looks up to see the underside of a cow.

She says "Hey, what are you 6 guys still doing here?"
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
A BLONDE GIRL IS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND SEES ANOTHER BLONDE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CORNFIELD IN A ROW BOAT. SHE STOPPED THE CAR AND SAID GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME. IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR @$$.
A brunette was standing in the middle of the road, jumping up and down and saying "58, 58, 58"

A blonde walks up and asks what she's doing.

The brunette says "I am playing a game, and it is so much fun!"

"Oh goody" says the blonde. "Can I play too?"

The brunette says "Sure".

So they both stand in the middle of the road, jumping up and down, saying "58, 58, 58"

Suddenly, the brunette jumps back on the curb.

A truck zooms past and wipes out the blonde.

The brunette steps back to the middle of the road,

jumping up and down, saying "59, 59 59"
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a

pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to

pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very

frustrated with the 鈥渘o haggle鈥?attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the

blonde shouted, 鈥淢aybe I鈥檒l just go out and catch my own alligator so I can

get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!鈥?br>

The shopkeeper said, 鈥淏y all means, be my guest. Maybe you鈥檒l luck out

and catch yourself a big one!鈥?br>

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching

herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home,

when he spotted the young woman standing waist

deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot

alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature,

and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying

nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in

amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and

frustrated, shouts out, 鈥淒amn it, this one isn鈥檛 wearing any shoes either!鈥潀||there are 3 girls in a house:

a red head,

a blonde,

and a brunette.

one day a rapist breaks into the house so they all jump into labeled bins.

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the brunette jumped into a bin that said cats.so she meowed when he came to hers

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the red head jumped into one labeled dogs so she barked when he came by

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and the blonde jumped into one that said potatoe.so when the rapist came to hers she said:PO-TA-TOE!

corny but funny
do you know why blonde jokes are so stupid?

so the brunettes can understand them, lol!