Sites that have riddles and jokes like this?

i need a site that has riddles like this

2 coins add up to thirty cents and one of them is not a nickle?

answer; Quarter and a nickel becuz one isn't a nickel but the other one is

and jokes like this

there's a patient and his doctor the doctor i have good news and worst news the patient says wuts the bad news the doctor says u have 24 hours to live and the patient says oh my god wut can b worst than that and the doctor says i've been trying to contact u since yesterday

thnx for ur help in advance i need some more good riddles and funny jokes like the ones i just named ^^ thnx

Sites that have riddles and jokes like this?-Myspace pictures

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Sites that have riddles and jokes like this?

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haha love them ones.... try googling it
why bother, you told them both horribly wrong
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