Does anybody know any good jokes about karate???

can anyone tell me any good karate jokes ???? i got one for you all a guy walks up to another gut hits him and says karate kick from japan and he chops him and says karate chop from china so the other guys says i'll be right back a few seconds later he hits the first guy with a bar looks at a lady and says when he wakes up tell him that was crowbar from sears. lol so what jokes have you guys got for me???

Does anybody know any good jokes about karate???-Myspace pictures

well...not technically karate jokes:

Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." ..... And, "Crowded elevator smell different to midget."

chucknorrisfacts.com .....

At night the bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. .....and....

Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people.

Does anybody know any good jokes about karate???

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what do u call a pig that knows karate?

pork chop! hyiah!!
Karate Jokes

A Karate competitor, a Karate coach and a referee were all about to be executed by firing squad. They had heard that the executioners were scared of natural objects. The first day the Karate competitor was placed in front of the firing squad. At the last moment she yelled out "WATER!" and they all ran away. The next day the Sensei was brought to the firing squad but she yelled out "WIND!" and they all ran away again. The next day it was the referee's turn. Knowing that it worked for the other two, he yelled "FIRE!" ...and they shot him.

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Helga's mom brought her to her first Karate competition. Noting that the organizers seemed a little shorthanded she approached the table. "Good morning," she said to the Director, "you look a little shorthanded. Anything I can do to help?" "Well it just so happens we're short a fighter for the under 90 kg division," the director replied. "Sorry," Helga's mom said, "I don't know a thing about Karate." "That's OK" said the director. "We need referees, too."