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A guy walks into a bar. He says,"Ouch."
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Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
A grandfather takes his grandson out fishing, after a while grandpa pulled out a cigar. When the grandson asks if he can have one grandpa replies "can you touch your butthole with your penis?" Bewildered the kid says no. "well when your old enough to touch your butthole with your penis then you can have a cigar." replied grandpa.

A short time later grandpa reaches into the cooler and gets a beer. After asking for one the grandson is met with the same question. The answer still being no so grandpa replies, "when you're old enough to touch your butthole with your penis then you can have a beer."

The frustrated boy opens his lunch bag and pulls out some Oreos. Grandpa asks for one and is met with his own question. "Can you touch your butthole with your penis grandpa?" Grandpa replies "of course I can."

"Well go F#@% yourself these are my Oreos"