What are some really good jokes ya'll know?

C'mon lay it on me, what are some really kick ash jokes?

What are some really good jokes ya'll know?-Myspace pictures

You want kick ash jokes?

I got 2 for ya.

1.

A Chinese man is in a bar in Hawaii, having a few drinks. At the counter he's amazed to see he's sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.

After a round of beer, the Chinese man senses that Spielberg is staring at him. Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese man is knocked to the floor by a punch from Spielberg.

Picking himself up, he says, "What the fcuk was that for?"

"For the bombing of Pearl Harbour. My dad perished in that bombing!" Shouts Spielberg.

"I am not Japanese you fool, I'm Chinese!"

Spielberg says, "Yeah, Yeah, Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same!"

A few seconds later, the Chinese man delivers a mighty punch to Spielberg, sending the director flat on his a*se.

"What the fcuk was that for?"

"That's for sinking the Titanic,I had ancestors on that ship!" The Chinese man yells.

"But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

"Yeah, yeah" replies the Chinese man, "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same."

2.

While awaiting their respective flights in the Bozeman, Montana, airport, three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge.

One is a Native American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is an Arab student, who has recently arrived from the Middle East to attend Montana State University. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, and tips his big, sweat-stained hat forward to cover his face. As the men continue to wait for their planes, outside the sky grows dark, tumbleweeds are blowing across the tarmac, and the old windsock is flapping in the breeze.

After the silence becomes unbearable, the American Indian clears his throat and softly speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl.

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

What are some really good jokes ya'll know?

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how do u make 3 men sit on one stool?

by turning the stool over.

lol, nasty!
Father: Hey boy,(talking to his son while inspecting the report card in school), Why is it that your average is only 75%......

Son : OH father,ahh..thats only for the half day..(the boy only play outside the school without the knowledge of his father)...if i go to school in the afternoon,it might be 150% haha...
I just made up this joke in grade 3.

here it is....

Do you know the joke about the bag??

Ohh Stuff it!

Hope you like it!.
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A. a mechanic.

Q. what's the state motto of west virginia?

A. if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
True life joke happend to me when i was little, we own a dog and are neigboor own a rabbit in the cage, so on sunday when my parents left to church and left me home our dog brought dead rabbit in his teeth, all bloody and dirty. so i washed the rabbit with soap and shampoo jumped over the fence and put him back in the cage, later that evening i see him and his wife looking at the cage, so i went and asked what happened. The guy told me rabbit died 2 days ago and now he's back alive in the cage.