Any dirty jokes?

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our gear, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say ,BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next day when he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

What is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

Any dirty jokes?

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ya, 2 horses fell in a mud puddle, and 3 came out
stop please...
hhahahahaha the fire one is funny
there is this one site...that me and my friend went on one day...they are supposeively kids jokes..but they are pretty bad...once i find the link i'll send you an e-mail or something

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we blondes are going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
2 cowboys were talking about their fave sexual position,one says mine is the rodeo position,whats that the other one says,well its when you get your your girl down on her hands and knees and mount her from behind you reach under and hold her breast's and then whisper in her ear you feel just like your sister and then try to hang on for eight seconds........
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oh my ghosh!! my joke book fell in the mud!!!!

well......the answerer above me has written a nice joke and i'll like to add one mor lee!!

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*U shd have asked this in the jokes %26amp; riddles category . u wd have got a better response !!
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