Kiddie trick questions and kiddie jokes :)?

Remember these are kiddie jokes so you can tell your kids or if your a kiddy adult like me laugh your head off :)

Kiddie trick questions?

1)What can you serve but never eat?

2)What gets wet as it drys?

3) what breaks when you say it?

4) How many books can you put in a empty backpack??

Kiddie jokes :)

Why couldent the pirate play cards? The captin was sitting on the deck.

What has four wheels and flies?

A grabage truck :D

What starts with p ends in E with a million letters in it?

Post Office

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

So he could have sweet dreams.

Why did the boy eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What dog tells the time?

A watch dog

Hope you enjoyed them and worked out the first 4 questions :) i will post the answers in 30 mins in additional details :)

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Kiddie trick questions and kiddie jokes :)?-Myspace pictures

lol therir great

1 tennis ball

2 towel

3 silence

4 1 then it isnt empty any more

ps have a star

Kiddie trick questions and kiddie jokes :)?

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1.) A tennis ball

2.) A towel

3.) Silence (60% certain)

4.) I haven't got a clue...you got me on this one

All the other ones were pretty good.
TRICK QUESTIONS! ANSWERS 1)tennis 2) A towel 3)?????? 4) just the one

Also loved the jokes!!!!! V GOOD xxx
one i would ay is a tennis ball and four would be one book cause once you put one book in, it is no longer empty. dont know the others
# 1 a volleyball?