What are some funny Blondie jokes and stories?

I want to tell my friends some funny blonde jokes or stories so we can compare who got some funny ones and to show this boy them.

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A man walked into a store and saw a blonde staring at a orange juice carton. When he went to pay for his goods he was laughing hystericly.

The store clerk asked, "What is so funny?"

The man simply replied, " I just realized that blonde over there is staring at the orange juice carton because it says CONCENTRATE!!"

What are some funny Blondie jokes and stories?

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OK 3 blondes escape from prison, they hide in sacks in a barn, then all of a sudden 3 cops come into the barn, they kick the first sack with the red head, she says meow, the cops say o that musst be kittens, they kick the second sack with the brunet, she says woof woof, the cops say o must be puppies, then they kick the sack with the blonde, she say potatoes!
a blonde was walking around and she saw a burnette jumping onthe railroad tracks saying "20 20 20" so the blonde decided to join the burnette then all of a sudden the burnette jumps off the railroad track and the blonde got run over by a train then the burnette jumps back on the railroad track saying "21 21 21" !
Hmmm ok?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*crack*

*snap*

*squirt*

Oh dear!

Did i just killed someone or did i just opened a bottle of ketchup?
A blonde who was strapped for cash decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10 000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7am. Signed, The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning she returned to the park to find the $10 000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.Inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money, I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another!"
So this blonde goes into a curtain shop and askes the clerk if he has any flower curtains. He says yes and takes her back. When she pickes out a nice pink floral pattern he askes her how much fabric she wants. She said "12 inches by 12 inches." He says "Wow miss are you sure? that seems too small for a window" She said " Im using it for my computer!" He said "Why in the world would you use a curtain for a computer?" She says "Duh.... I have Windows!!!

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?

5 - 1 to hold the pot and 4 to shake the stove.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb.

5 - 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.
1. How do blondes switch on the light? They open the car door!

2. How can you tell if a blonde has used the computer? There is tippex on the screen!

emmm.....my mind has gone blank! I knew loads!
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?

Answer: Someone that told too many blonde jokes.
blondes are stupid