Any good white people jokes?

i've heard some pretty cruel and nasty black jokes, and my hope is that there are jokes out there about white people and i would be interested in hearing them.

Any good white people jokes?-Myspace pictures

What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?

He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???

9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's ***!