I need help with mole jokes!?

I got these mole (6.02 x 10^23) jokes from Chemistry class and I need to answer them for my homework... I got some of them, but I need help with the rest. Here they are:

Where can you find 6.02 x 10^23 different things to buy?

Where do moles go for winter vacation?

What company produced around 6.02 x10^23 Au and Pt records?

Which mole has great liquidity? Mole R, Mole S, Mole T, or Mole U.

Of which element is at least one mole present?

What word describes:

a. an evil chemist

b. a sad chemist

c. a stinky chemist

Here's another question on the sheet that I know how to do, but don't want to... It's not a joke, by the way, and if you could show work, that'd be cool.

If a mole of moles got together, and each was 20 cm, and the radium of the earth at the equator is 6.38 x 10^6... Did the moles reach around the earth? How many times?

I feel like I asked a lot.

Ooooooh well. Thanks!

I need help with mole jokes!?-Myspace pictures

a. molevalent (malevolent)

b. molserable (miserable)

c. smolly (smelly)

I need help with mole jokes!?

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sorry but what grade r u in. i did not understand a word u just said