Best Lightbulbs Jokes?

Could do with a good laugh right now, so please tell me your favourite lightbulb jokes.

Q. How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two, but God only knows how they got in there in the first place!

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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do

with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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Q: Why does it take two women with PMT to change a lightbulb...?

A: "BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK !!!!" :-)
Q: how many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: only one, but he doesn't screw it in, he just stands there holding it, while the world revolves around him.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but does it really want to change?

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How does Bono (from U2) change a light bulb?

He holds the light bulb in the socket, and the whole world revolves around his ar_se.

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How many Irish, Ginger haired women does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the stool around.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Five. One to change it and four to listen to him brag about it.

There are so many. It's late where I'm at. This is the only one I could remember. Sorry. :)
How many CALIFORNIAN does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Californians don't screw in a lightbulb.... they screw in a HOT TUB.

How many polish people (easy, I'm polish)... does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 3 - 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the latter.

That's a 2-fer!
Q. HOW MANY COWBOY IT TAKE TO SCREW ALIGHTBUIB

A.TWO,THE SECOND ONE RITEING ASONG ABOUT IT
Q: how many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:four. one to screw it in and three to say they could have done it better.
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Innumerable light bulb jokes here!!!
How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2, one to hold the bulb and screw the other to hold the screwdriver.
Q: what's the difference b/n a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

A: you can unscrew a lightbulb.

yes, it's crass but you asked for lightbulb jokes
How many Methodists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One and a committee to decide whether it needs changing.

How many Charismatics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One - their hands are in the air already.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - they use candles.

How many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb and one to yell "turn that d*mn light off".

How many Blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They'll screw anything!