Dumb blonde jokes?????

I need some more dumb blonde jokes.

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why was the blonde fired from the M%26amp;M factory?

she kept thowing out the "w"s

why are the blonde's breasts rectangular?

because when she was told to accentuate her bust with tissues, she neglected to take them out of the box

why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

because she got cold and turned off the fan

why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

to bounce their heads back to an upright position every time they get confused and tilt their heads

how can you tell if a blonde is a waitress?

there's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pen/pencil

a blonde, brunette, and redhead walk into a bar. they are frequent drinkers and utilize the "abbreviated drink order". the brunette orders a C%26amp;C. bartender smiles and pours her a Captain and Coke. the redhead orders a VT. bartender smiles again and pours a vodka-tonic. the blonde declares "I'll have a 15!" bartender looks confused and a bit embarassed. the blonde repeats her order. bartender replies "Sorry, you've got me on that one." the blonde rolls her eyes and retorts "DUH...a seven and seven!!"

Dumb blonde jokes?????

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ok... i have a dumb one....

one day a blonde was driving her car to work and an officer saw her swerving around so he pulled her over and said, "ma'am, is there a problem here?" and she said "yeah, i keep moving the car, but this tree keeps following!" and the officer replied, "ma'am, thats your air freshiner"