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LOL.... Very FUnny!!!!! HAH!!!!
Ok . A flasher walks through the park and flashes 3 elderly ladies, two of the old ladies have a stroke, the third one can't because her arms are in a cast!!!
doctor browbeating timid patient, 'how long have you had this ailment'? answers about ten days or two weeks' Doctor ask 'have you consulted anyone before you came here'? answer was i talked to a pharmacist' doctor ask 'and what kind of idiotic advice did he give you'? answer was 'he told me to come see you'
a minister, a priest, and a rabii walk into a bar. the bartender says..is this a joke???
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".