Yo Momma Jokes...?

Share your yo momma jokes...

Mine:

Yo Momma's so fat that she got stopped by the Airport security for carrying 200 pounds of crack...

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yo mamma is so fat that went to the big screen (movies) she was the big screen

Yo Momma Jokes...?

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your mama's so broke she had to put a hamburger on lay-away
your momma,s so ugly that when she walks in the room the mice throw themselves on the traps
Why don't you watch the show Yo Momma on MTV.

I seen the sneak peck and it is coming out on August!
yo momma's so fat she went on a weight machine and the machine gave her a slip that said "one at a time"
yo mama's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

yo mama's like a racetrack, she burns fifty rubbers a day.

yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

yo mama's like a bubblegum machine, everyone gets a piece

yo mama so cross eyed, when she cries tears, tears roll down her back.

yo mama so ugly, she looked out a window and got a ticket for mooning.
lol crack good one