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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the barman pulls a gun on him, he says thank you and leaves?

It's a lateral puzzle
Boy- Mom why i m black and u r white!!??Mum- well considering d things i did years ago,thanks your star that u r not barking!!!-nkskl@yahoo.com
a little boy fell in the mud puddle, he came out dirty.
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

2

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road

They pass each other

Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"

Man yells out his window, "*********!"

Man rounds next curve

Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.

3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's

house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her

daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the

daughter-in-law

answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it

makes me

happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home

from

work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the

way

home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,

showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally

her

husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.

"Needs ironing." he said.

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once an ant was passing on the way while another one was standing in his way they both were friends the standing one asked the walking one that where are you going the walking one answered that an elephant is injured and i am going to give him some blood as a charity.
this pirate walks into a bar the bartender says to the pirate "u have a stering wheel coming out of the fly of your pants" and the pirae says "i know it drivin me nuts"
There was this couple outside the backyard naked. The guy's wife was watering the plants until suddenly a big wasp got inside her p*u*s*s*y, she screamed as hell and both rushed to see the doctor. The doctor told her husband that the wasp was to deep that he needed to insert his dick with honey so can get it out, ofcourse the man was below average. He then told the doctor if he can do it for him because he was big in size. The doctor accepted and poor honey on his dick and started f*u*c*k*i*n*g his wife. The purpose of that was that the wasp was going to eat honey. After 30 minutes, the husband told the doctor if he had abstracted the wasp out his wife.. the doctor replied "u know what change of plan I'LL DROWN THE MOTHERF*U*C*K*E*R"!!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a redhead woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a brunette woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was going to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results,

but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a blonde Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
jack n jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water do not know that what they did but came with little daughter