Share some Chuck Norris jokes.?

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10. When Chuck Norris dose push ups he dosen't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.

09. There is no steroids in Baseball only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

08. Rather then being birthed like a normal child Chuck Norris decided to puch his way out of his mothers womb.

07. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plan by ponting his finger and yelling BANG!

06. Chuck Norris donsen't churn butter he round house kicks the cows and the butter come right out.

05. when Chuck Norris dose his taxs he sends in blank forms and only a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack.

Chuck Norris has not had to payu taxs EVER!

04. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it is noted that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those in the book are the closest anyone has ever gotten.

03. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

02. Chuck Norris is sueing NBC, calming Law and Order are trademarkes for his left and right legs

01. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cryed

Share some Chuck Norris jokes.?

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who is he?
one day chuck norris went to apply fora job at a car repair centre. on the first day of work..

colleague:" hey! chuck! ive just repaired this man's car. see if the signal lights areworking!"

Chuck:" Ok! working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working...."