The Funny Jokes?

Hey, I have mixed jokes from Comedians Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais, Billy Connoly Tell me which stink (if any) and which are funniest!

"I've Got a Friend who says the way to a mans heart is to nibble on his ears for hours and hours. I say it's bollocks"!

"Went to the races and a friend said don't back the heavily handicapped horses. I said I'm not a "swearword" idiot. For them it's all about the taking part. In their own way their all winners"!

"I we read this advert off an internet dating site. "I never thought I could meet anyone dating online then I did and scored the first night" You think easy, you've picked up a Gigolo mate"

"I was watching the channel 5 show When was the last time you beat your wife? Eh......Never! Another Channel 5 show that misses the masses"

"I met an incredible girl on the internet. Sexy, Smart Funny. Of Course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy. I'll be honest the sex was disapointing"!

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"I met an incredible girl on the internet. Sexy, Smart Funny. Of Course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy. I'll be honest the sex was disapointing"!

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17 minutes ago

"They say a Dog is a mans best friend. I thought it was Viagra when you're over fifty"

These two were funny but I don't know where you could use the first one it is kind of vile.

The Funny Jokes?

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"They say a Dog is a mans best friend. I thought it was Viagra when you're over fifty"