Anyone got any short jokes to make me laugh?

I don't like jokes which are too long. 10 points to the best short joke.

Example: I worked for Samaritans and phoned in sick... they talked me out of it!!!!!

Anyone got any short jokes to make me laugh?-Myspace pictures

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Anyone got any short jokes to make me laugh?

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english, scotish and irish man, there driving throught he desert.

there car breaks down, and so they decide to walk for help.

the english man opens the boot and takes water. 'when we get thirsty we can drink!'

the scotish man grabs food 'when were hungry we can eat'

the irish man rips off the door.

'Paddy, why you taking the door??'

paddy - 'when it gets hot we can open the window!'

-- sorry to the irish people out there. it's only a joke!
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