Does anybody kno any jokes? Like when you make fun of somebody.?

Does anybody know of any jokes that you can say for when somebody tells you off or when you're in an argument? Original jokes, none from any comedians.

++++Example: "You should put a butt on your hip and sell some a** on the side.

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i cant believe your the fastest out of a million

you have the iq of 2 and 3 is the ability to grunt

oh im sorry i never learn to speak idiot.

your villiage called they want me to return their idiot

put some wieght on girl an ethiopian would give up their food to feed you

your the reason abortions were invented

your what happens when the fetus doesnt get enough oxygen

let me know if you want more im the nastiest person youll probably meet im like a female version of house (the tv program hes great)

Does anybody kno any jokes? Like when you make fun of somebody.?

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Is that your face or did your neck just throw up?
Your momma is so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
1: ive seen that fat lady at your store- Oh! Sorry! i didnt mean to bring your mother into this!
Nope just get them in trouble.
making fun, there's this person in my class who use to say ridiculous things. everytime she said that, we say "joke of the year" or century
You're so stupid, you could screw up a train wreck.

Don't give me a piece of your mind--you can't spare it.

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg.

Not original by any means, but effective.