Anyone know any good Jokes or any good Riddles?

The first person who can make me laugh gets 10 points. So does nayone know any good jokes and riddles? Please give me the answer to the riddles and jokes.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Pollock are driving down a country road when they break down. They all walk to the nearest house and knock on the door. When the farmer answers the door, they ask if they can stay the night and find someone to fix the car in the morning. The farmer says they can stay as long as they don't try anything with his daughter. The three men agree. At dinner, the houseguests finally get to see the farmer's daughter and she is the most beautiful woman the men have laid eyes on. After the men finish dinner, the farmer recommended that everyone should go to sleep early so the guys can get back on the road as early as possible. Everyone in the house settles into bed. A short while later, the white guy decides he can't wait anymore and goes up to the daughters room. Since he doesn't want to be caught by the girl's father, he dumps a bag of popcorn on the stairs so he can hear if the father wakes up to check on the girl. The white guy has 'relations' with the girl and then carefully sneaks back to bed. A little while later, the black guy gives into the same temptation. Since the black man doesn't want to wake up the farmer, he decides it would be best to pee on the popcorn so it won't make any noise when he steps on it. After doing so, he goes and has sex with the girl, then comes back to bed. Finally, the Pollock decides it's his turn. The next morning when the car is fixed and they are on their way again, the three men talk about the events of the previous night. The black guy asks the white one how he thought the daughter was. The white man replies, "She was great for me, how about you?" The black guy agrees that she was a great lay. The two turn to the Pollock and ask him how he thought the girl was. The Pollock responds, "She wasn't too bad, but the popcorn on the stairs was absolutely delicious!"

Anyone know any good Jokes or any good Riddles?

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How do u make Ohio State Buckeye cookies??

u put them in a bowl and beat them for 60 minutes

joke 2: yo momma is so ugle she made blind babies cry
Riddle:

What is it?

1. It is greater than God

2. It proceeds God

3. It is more evil than the devil

4. All rich people need it

5. All poor people have it

6. If you eat it you will die

Answer: Nothing

Joke:

Why did the blonde break her hand?

Answer: Because it kept hitting her!!!

*** Corny but I am tired.
Man tells his best friend, my wife looks at me as some kind of consultant.

Best friends looks at him and says why?

He says, She told me that when she wants my advice she'll ask for it.

sorry best I could do short notice!

heehee