I need help getting funny byut clean jokes?

can someone help me get some jokes that dont make fun of blondes or being racist... i need to get funny jokes really badly gimne a few short jokes tht\at are funny please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Here's my favorite, because it's a true story:

I was telling my younger sister one day how our elder brother tried to impress me by drawing a life-like duck. It took him hours, because he doesn't have a natural aptitude for it (unlike myself), but in the end, he turned out a passable duck -- except for one detail. I counted the feet, and started laughing.

"Can you guess the number of feet it had? It was an ODD number.", I asked my sister.

"Dunno", she saud, "Tell me."

"Four."

"Four? But that's EVEN."

"Yes, but don't you think it's odd for a duck?"

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Go to the resolved ,,Jokes some are great , Plus they have the answers ,, I found some good ones here
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"