for a school project, i have to write a two page essay on different types of jokes. Answer with sources, different types of jokes you know, and a possible expample? thanks so much!
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How many types of jokes do you know?-Myspace pictures
What cruel thing sits on a baby? - A babysitter. (sorry but it was the best I could do)
How many types of jokes do you know?
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There are only two kinds: Funny and not funny.
1- brain teasers for nerd people
2- really funny jokes
blonde jokes, dirty jokes, yo mamma jokes... ummm... i dont know, what exactly do you mean by types of jokes?
Read this wiki.
yo mama
blonde
political
racist
dirty
clean
celebrity
cartoon
one liners
insiders
Knock knock
who's there?
Freeze
freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
knock knock
who's there?
lettuce
lettus who?
Lettus in its cold out here
What has one horn and gives milk
a milk truck
Anna: Does that cow give milk?
Lewy:No,sir. you have to take it from her first.
Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Scientist:I looked under a mushroom and there it was
Ms.Demay:What is that fly doing in my soup?
Waiter:The backstroke.
Amy:I want some aligator shoes.
Clerk Okay, what size does your aligator wear?
Massy:Can i put this wallpaper on myself?
Benny:Fine, but i think it would look better on the wall.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Sophie:Ruben did you take a bath today?
Ruben:Why is one missing?
Keon:I cant go any further. My shoes are hurting my feet
Crista:Thats because you put them on the wrong feet.
Keon:But theese are the only feet I have.
Ruben:Did you make your bed today?
Sophie:Yes, but I think it would be easier to just buy one.
Why did jenifer go outside with her purse open?
Because she was expecting some change in the weather.
Alex:Ive been skating since I was two!
Kala Wow! You must be tierd.
Funny
Lame
jokes that make you think
common sense ones
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