Anyone know any funny gorilla jokes?

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Anything he cant hear you! What should you do if you find a gorilla asleep in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep. I used to love elephant jokes, now im into gorilla jokes!!!

Anyone know any funny gorilla jokes?-Myspace pictures

this isnt that funny but its cute......

One dark and rainy night, this salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. So, he gets out and starts walking. He soon comes across this creepy, old mansion. Despite his better judgement, he decides to go see if they have a phone.

He went to the door and rand the bell. This creepy little deformed midget answeres it. He askes the little man if he has a phone. The midget answeres no, but offers the man to stay the night and help him go for hellp in the morning.

The midget invites the man to dinner. When the man gets to the table he sees a giant bowl of giant purple bananas. The two are served dinner my a creepy buttler.

After dinner the little midget asks the salesman if he wants to see something amazing. The salesman thought it would be interesting and follows the midget into the dining room where he gathers an armload of the giant purple bananas. He then walks over to a little door and takes a key from his pocket.

The midget tells the salesman that he must follow close and whatever he does DO NOT TOUCH IT!!

The salesman agreed not knowing what the midget was talking about.

When the midget opened the door the two went inside and the door slammed behind them. It was pitch black and they could not see a thing. They walked for a long time, it seemed like at laest an hour, when finally thay came to another door.

The midget again took the key from his pocket and opened the door. As they stepped inside the salesman realized it was a room full of dead di-membered bodies. He was terrified and wanted to run, but there was nowhere to go but strait through the path of gore.

Finally after what seemed to be hours, the two came to another door. The midget took the key from his pocket and opened the door.

When the two stepped through there was a vast blue oceon. The most beautiful ocean the salesman had ever seen. On the beach there was a small row boat. The two got in and started rowing.

They rowed for what seemed like hours until they came upon another beach. The midget got out put the giant purple bananas on the beach and got back in the boat.

Suddenly a giant purple gorilla ran out of the forest, sat down by the bananas and began to eat them.

The salesman couldnt believe his eyes. There was a giant purple gorilla sitting there, staring at him, eating giant purple bananas. The gorilla saw them but only watch . When the bananas were gone he turned and ran off, back into the forest.

That was amazing! The salesman said. But the midget said nothing and began rowing back.

They rowed for what seemed to be hours until they came back to the beach where they began.

They got out of the boat and walked back to the door, where once again the midget took the key from his pocket and unlocked the door.

Once again they stepped into the room full of blood and guts and dismembered bodies. They walked trough for what seemed to be hours until they reached another door.

Once again the midget took the key from his pocket opened the dooe and the two stepped into the darkness. They walked for what seened to be an hour until they reached the l;ast door, where once again the midget took the key from his pocket and opened the door.

Finally back safe in the creepy mansion, the midget escorted the salesman to his room an advised him not to leave it until morning.

As the salesman lay in bed all he could think about was what he had witnessed. He had to see it again.

The salesman crep out of bed and down the hall to the midgets room. He carefully opened the door and snuck inside. He went to the jacket the midget had wore on their trip and carefully took the key from the pocket. He then quietly went back to the dining room and gatheres an armload of the giant purple bananas.

As the salesman stood in front of the door, he couldnt decide whether or not to go through with it.

Finally he took the key and opened the door, where he stepped into darkness. He wqalked for what seemed to be an hour until he came to another door.

Again he took the key and opened it. He then stepped into th ebloody gorey room. Where he walked for what seemed like hours until he got tho the final door.

HE took the key, opened it and stepped out onto the beautiful beach.

He walked to the small rowboat and began rowing.

He rowed for what seemed like hours until he finally came upon the other beach.

He got out of the boat and put the giant,purple bananas on the beach.

Instead of going back to the boat, he decided to get a closer look. After all, the giant purpl girilla didnt bother them before.

Just as befor, the giant purple gorilla came running out of the woods, sat down next to the giant purple bananas and began to eat..

The salesman just couldnt believe it. Althought he words of the midget, WHATEVER YOU DO DONT TOUCH IT, were stuck in his head, he just couldnt resist.

He stepped up to the Giant, purple gorilla and gently stroked his back.

Suddenly the giant purple gorilla jumped up. He bagan jumping upi and down making a grunting noise.

Scared to death, the salesman took off running back to the boat. Following close behind was the giant purple gorilla.

The salesman rowed as fast as he could for what seemed like hours until he reached the door.

He saw the gorilla right behind him..

He took the key, opened the door and stepped into the romm of blood and gore.

He ran for what seemed like hours until he got to another door. Seeing the giant purple gorilla right behind him, he quickly took the key, opened the door and steped into the darkness.

Although he could not see the giant purple gorilla, the salesman could hear him comming close behind.

After running for what seemed to tbe an hour the salesman finally came to the lastdoor.

He took the key, opened it and ran back inside the creepy mansion.

The salesman thought he was safe but suddenly the giant purple gorilla knocked down the door and kept chase, right behind the salesman.

The salesman ran out the front door of the creepy old mansion, down the steps and out to the street.

He glanced behind where he saw the giant purple gorilla still on the run.

The salesman ran, and ran and ran. He ran all the way until the sun was on its way up. Still the giant purple gorilla was not far behind him.

After what seemed to be hours of running, the salesman could no longer move.

He stopped, turned to the giant purple gorilla and said. "OK I give up, I cant run any more. If your going to eat me then you'll just ahve to eat me" then he closed his eyes.

The salesman could hear the giant purple gorilla slowly ceeping up to him and stop.

When the salesman felt nothing he opened his eyes. He saw the giant purple gorilla raise his arm.

The salesman thought this was the end when suddenly the giant purple gorilla said.....

"TAG....YOUR IT!"

Anyone know any funny gorilla jokes?

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cool wait...http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jok... go there
no idea
why gorilla jokes???
A man saw a gorilla hopping around on the roof of his house. He called the zoo and they sent out a specialist to capture the gorilla. When the man arrived, he had a net a dog and a gun. He told the house owner his help was needed with the capture. The specialist said "OK, I'll go on the roof, and wrestle the gorilla then push him off the roof. Now this is a special dog. He is trained to bite the gorilla on his privates, temporarily rendering him stunned. At that time I want you to throw the net over the gorilla." The man said " all right, but what is the gun for?" Zoo man said " oh, that's in case the gorilla throws me off the roof...shoot the dog"